A lavishly gilded Medieval illuminated manuscript has been recently recovered from a hermetically-sealed trunk in the crypt under a Norman-era chapel, and this tattered gold-leafed folio seems to validate the existence of Unicorns and Dragons in the prehistoric Bronze Age. Geneticists are testing an apparent sliver of bone fragment found between the pages.
Researchers have discovered that chocolate desserts eaten at holiday parties will only release 20% of their calories into the metabolism of party-goers who drink organic cocktails and alternate between animated conversation and energetic dancing for the whole evening. However whipped cream topping from an aerosol spray can will nullify this phenomenon.
Scientists have discovered that vast pockets of precious gemstones buried in the Earth on 3 continents were caused by an exploding giant alien meteor that hit the planet 200 million years ago, and these gemstones are being churned up to the surface by La Nina, along with pre-Dragon fossils. The price of diamonds is expected to plummet.
A life-sized animatronic Tyrannosaurus Rex in London’s Natural History Museum has been dressed in his own gigantic (Ugly?) Christmas Sweater, with tiny sleeves for his tiny little arms, fashioned out of recycled yarn and plastic bottles. ‘British Christmas Jumpers’ has previously produced sweaters for Ed Sheeran and the Houses of Parliament.
Which one of these is true?!?
…sharing your love of fabric,
Luana and Paul
